Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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