But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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