My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
