if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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