i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
