What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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