i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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