I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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