"it" just moved
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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