you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
