have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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