i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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