i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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