That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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