i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Everyone says I win the strip club
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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