New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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