who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
