If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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