Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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