john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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