Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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