Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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