You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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