Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
