ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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