38 yer olds are good kisserssss
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
