i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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