I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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