Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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