Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hippo gnu deer
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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