Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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