so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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