id be glad to
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
