I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
When are your genitals available?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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