she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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