NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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