I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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