so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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