is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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