Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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