PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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