i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize