I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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