you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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