Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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