yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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