...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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