I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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