is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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