is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
