I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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