Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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