I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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