I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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