I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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